October 2009
a mouthful of smoke
Elliot: april, we should be together
Elliot: you should be in canada
April Lulabee: I have no money
April Lulabee: and no horse
Elliot: MONEY DOESN'T EXIST IN CANADA
Elliot: we're fur traders
Elliot: you just need to be able to kill animals
April Lulabee: what kind of animals
Elliot: Bears
Elliot: Davey Crockett Hats
April Lulabee: I'll bop em on dee 'ead, you dew dee skinnin
Elliot: hawh hawh hawh
Elliot: (i said that like a french chef)
April Lulabee: what movie>?
April Lulabee: yours is obviously little mermaid
Elliot: (shh the little mermaid)
Elliot: lol
April Lulabee: MINE IS 101 DALMATIONS DAMN
on teasing
Elliot: TROUBLE. you are trouble, april lulabee
April Lulabee: you think me a bad person
Elliot: just a person thats done a bad thing
other people's children love me
April Lulabee: you know what helps with dealing with little kids?
April Lulabee: arguing with them in a little kid voice
April Lulabee: me: YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND
April Lulabee: kirk: YES I AM
April Lulabee: me: NO YOU'RE NOT
April Lulabee: kirk: YES HUH
April Lulabee: me: say it
April Lulabee: kirk: I'm your fraaand!!!
Elliot: ahahahaha yesssssss
spell breakage
There’s always that moment with people, right? You look back… you can’t believe how they just don’t love you. someone always says it better than me there’s something that falls apart right around this time of year always in the winter when you can’t remember what it was like to have the luxury to bitch about the heat your skin was burned but the memory just...
mollysheart:
ectoplasmspasm:
ooioo:
38 years without ejaculation
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSF …. omfg
AGHHUHHGHHHH- what has been seen cannot be unseeeeeeennnn!!!!
sparklemilk:
I apologize for this but this is too HOLY FUCKING SHIT not to repost.
my prediction for the next fashion overkill?
turtlenecks, overalls, and jumpers. leather, floral, and animals print, namely snakeskin.
I AM THRIFT SHOPPING TOMORROW YALL. BYEZ.
time ain't gonna make up for all the times you'd...
Elliot Poole: well there are worse ways to get a broken heart
April Lulabee: OH I KNOW
April Lulabee: but it feels the same
April Lulabee: you never get used to it
LET’S EAT US SOME MEAT AND SCREAM UP AT THE MOON FOR LEAVING US WAY DOWN HERE.
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