January 2012
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REALITY CHECKED →
enjoy what’s happening now, RIGHT NOW, even if it has been a long struggle, a mediocre struggle, but still, seemingly long.
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“My darling, I’m waiting for you. How long is the day in the dark? Or a...”
– KATHARINE CLIFTON
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okstupid on asians
April Lulabee: it's on the side
April Lulabee: omg the internetttt
April Lulabee: someone from canada just lurked meee
Elliot: (wave)
Elliot: every time i get a lurk from someone miles away, i picture myself grabbing them by the collar and slamming them against a brick wall, "WHO ARE YOU. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS OKCUPID PROFILE"
Elliot: "D...DO YOU THINK IM CUTE"
April Lulabee: I get them all the time
April Lulabee: even from scandinavia
April Lulabee: and the netherlands
April Lulabee: and crazy places like that
April Lulabee: I never get asians tho
April Lulabee: asians don't want to look at other asians
April Lulabee: because that's all they get to see I suppose
April Lulabee: ol' chin's house has prolly got more underage pussy in it than a chinese dumpster
Elliot: i was going to make a vaguely racist joke
Elliot: but cool
Elliot: seems you got this covered
April Lulabee: ehhhh that one was pretty bad
Elliot: asians love my profile in contrast
Elliot: can't get enough of that shit
April Lulabee: tall, skinny, white man, with eyes the color of jade
April Lulabee: they put that in the search engine
April Lulabee: and get YOU
Elliot: rofl
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trance doll | pictureplane
here’s an...
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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M TALKINBOUT.
April Lulabee: :(
April Lulabee: someone said to me
April Lulabee: if I was a dog
April Lulabee: I'd be a boston terrier
April Lulabee: is it true
Elliot: naw man, youd be more like one of those huge dogs that needs constant excercise and attention
Elliot: like a husky or something
April Lulabee: a kiba?
Elliot: a what
April Lulabee: I mean, an akita?!
April Lulabee: a white one
April Lulabee: with blue eyez
Elliot: oh yeah, fer sure
Elliot: theyre like japan's version of a husky
April Lulabee: http://farm3.staticflickr.com/2746/4136119910_70fdab1a61_z.jpg
April Lulabee: deece wan
Elliot: impatient looking dog
Elliot: "Okay Spangles..... SPEAK"
"Really? We're going to do this shit again?"
April Lulabee: I am an impatient one, you know this
April Lulabee: OMG
April Lulabee: I FOUND ME
April Lulabee: http://www.canadasguidetodogs.com/customergraphics/finnishlapphund_top.jpg
April Lulabee: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Finnish_lapphund_Pirmese_Allu.jpg/150px-Finnish_lapphund_Pirmese_Allu.jpg even my eye makeup is perfect
April Lulabee: don't be mad
April Lulabee: but you are a weinmaraner
April Lulabee: like. that's you.
April Lulabee: http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/images10/ShelbyJud2.jpg
Elliot: what why do i get this ugly looking thing
April Lulabee: LOOK AT YOU
April Lulabee: ALL WTF YOU SAY
April Lulabee: with a hint of sadness
April Lulabee: that's you! that's so you!
Elliot: and bald
Elliot: GROW SOME HAIR YOU FREAK DOG
April Lulabee: you have blue eyez too dough
Elliot: no theyre green
Elliot: YOURE BREAKING MY HEART
April Lulabee: show me a dog with green eyes
April Lulabee: and I'll show you a chia pet
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“Ya know, I used to live like Robinson Crusoe; I mean, shipwrecked among 8...”
– C. C. Baxter (Jack Lemmon in The Apartment -1960)
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not in love | crystal castles ft robert smith
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“It would be peaceful to be a sail
except during the storm.
During the storm, I...”
– BOB HICOK
and we were lovers now we can't be friends...
this atrocious girl watching subtitled french films and sipping peppermint tea
munching toast with slabs of mozzarella
and popping fat, red grapes into her pink mouth
draped in a gray shawl and combing the landscape with her sooty eyelashes
as she coaxes content purring from a cat
her soft cold hands such a nice contrast on its dark fur
this is a portrait of my life today
it’s exactly...
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Anonymous asked: is it time already ? 12.12.12