February 2012
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I feel so strange after watching both these documentaries…the women in this documentary are prone to fall in love with objects because they ARE objects; strong, sturdy, immovable objects, and the men in the last documentary seem to want an object that is a woman, or as close as they can get to their own ideal of what a woman should be. They want their objects to BECOME women that...
cheer up sleepy jean, davy jones sings to you from... →
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Anonymous asked: You were an unexpected intrusion of beauty. I'm sorry I took advantage of your feelings. I'm sorry it's taken me 6 years to apologize. I never know how to begin until things are already finished. -J
beyondasleep asked: if you haven't seen it yet, Married to the Eiffel Tower is your next bizarre documentary to queue up on YouTube. it's sort of in the same vein as Guys and Dolls, except it's gals and... stuff. you'll see.
You have so many men, and women, making assumptions based on your movies about...
– James Deen (A male porn star speaks - Salon.com via sexualassumptions)
Selfish people are in a way terribly capable of great loves.
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise
We’re all going to die, all of us, what a circus! That alone should make us love...
– CHARLES BUKOWSKI
Anonymous asked: You hardly ever post a GPOY on Wednesday. I would like to request a picture of your bedside table.
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memory lane →
(sigh) that was the good shit.
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WHAT WAIT DON'T DAMMIT
April Lulabee: IT'S LIKE ME EATING BOTH OUR DINNERS AND THEN TELLING YOU TO EAT MY PUSSY IF YOU'RE STILL HUNGRY
Elliot: i'd lol
April Lulabee: not if you were REALLY HUNGRY
April Lulabee: no you wooent
Elliot: mmmm i probably would
Elliot: i might be pissed off too
Elliot: but id be still lol'ing
April Lulabee: okay I have a confession
April Lulabee: I laughed but it was more out of incredulity
Elliot: HA
April Lulabee: more like HA, YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
Elliot: totes
Elliot: but still funny
April Lulabee: cause that orgasm is wanting to happen
April Lulabee: it's just a really fucking slow build up
April Lulabee: I mean...like a sneeze you know?
April Lulabee: you think you're gonna sneeze but then you don't but you still feel like you have to
April Lulabee: I mean, I've finally had sex more than 3 minutes and it's not that much different but it is much more infuriating because it feels like you're so CLOSE
Elliot: from what i understand, in my own experiences and related experiences
Elliot: girls like DONT EVER say what they want in the sack
April Lulabee: I dunno. I'd never had an orgasm from sex but it wasn't because I didn't tell him what I liked and needed in order to have one...he just didn't remember or didn't want to I guess.
Elliot: evone cray cray laday
April Lulabee: YEW HUMOR MEH
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Asshole: God is real and if you aren't religious then you will go to hell! MAY GOD SAVE YOU!
Asshole: God isn't real and if you believe in any of that shit you're stupid and should never breed.
Atheist: I don't believe in God, but I respect the beliefs of others.
Theist: I believe in God, but I don't mind if you don't.
Deist: I dunno man there's some shit up there what more do you want sit down eat a sandwich
This radical idea — the scientists were suggesting that depressive disorder came...
– Jonah Lehrer, Depression’s Upside (New York Times Magazine, 2/28/10)
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