June 2012
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Q: Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer urinate?
A: Cuz her Pee is silent
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Looking back over a lifetime, you see that love was the answer to everything.
– Ray Bradbury (via anditslove)
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LET'S WRITE EROTIC FRIEND FICTION.
my okc date
was late, already ate, and
didn’t smell too great.
february 19, 2011
I think you’ve still got lightning in you.
– SUZY from Moonrise Kingdom
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