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April Lulabee:
it's on the side
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April Lulabee:
omg the internetttt
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April Lulabee:
someone from canada just lurked meee
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Elliot:
(wave)
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Elliot:
every time i get a lurk from someone miles away, i picture myself grabbing them by the collar and slamming them against a brick wall, "WHO ARE YOU. WHERE DID YOU GET THIS OKCUPID PROFILE"
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Elliot:
"D...DO YOU THINK IM CUTE"
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April Lulabee:
I get them all the time
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April Lulabee:
even from scandinavia
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April Lulabee:
and the netherlands
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April Lulabee:
and crazy places like that
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April Lulabee:
I never get asians tho
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April Lulabee:
asians don't want to look at other asians
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April Lulabee:
because that's all they get to see I suppose
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April Lulabee:
ol' chin's house has prolly got more underage pussy in it than a chinese dumpster
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Elliot:
i was going to make a vaguely racist joke
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Elliot:
but cool
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Elliot:
seems you got this covered
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April Lulabee:
ehhhh that one was pretty bad
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Elliot:
asians love my profile in contrast
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Elliot:
can't get enough of that shit
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April Lulabee:
tall, skinny, white man, with eyes the color of jade
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April Lulabee:
they put that in the search engine
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April Lulabee:
and get YOU
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Elliot:
rofl
